Directions:
1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.

Results:

[1] Metallica - "Ecstasy of Gold in my pants" (I love goooooollld x3)

[2] Avenged Sevenfold - "Afterlife in my pants" (... shush... I'm just rusty...)

[3] Finger Eleven - "Easy Life in my pants"

[4] Nine Inch Nails - "Only in my pants" (bam!)

[5] Mudvayne - "TV Radio in my pants" ( O.o I knew I had big pockets, but that's just insane!)

[6] The Black Maria - "Lucid in my pants" (*strokes chin* hmmmm...)

[7] Muse - "Stockholm Syndrome in my pants" (Don't that have some rub-on medicine for that...?)

[8] Martyr Reef - "My Name in my pants" (heh... "Little Thomas seems to find you attractive." X3)

[9] Massive Attack - "Teardrop in my pants" (Well damn, there goes my ego... -.-)

[10] 30 Seconds To Mars - "Year Zero in my pants" (Jesus?!)

[11]Linkin Park - "Leave Out All The Rest in my pants" (Rock out...... XD)

[12]Rush - "Time Stand Still in my pants" (shoooould I call a doctor? ._.)

[13] Dropkick Murphys - "Black Velvet Band in my pants" (It vibrates too n_o)

[14]Mudvayne - "Not Falling in my pants" (... See #12...)

[15]Lamb Of God - "What I've Become in my pants" ("Someday, this, will all be yours" )